Michael G. Schwern
Schwern's code runs like a rash across CPAN, with 38 modules as of this writing, including Class::DBI, Carp::Assert, Semi::Semicolons, Sex and Test::More. Because he couldn't keep his big mouth shut, he finds himself Perl6 Quality Assurance manager. Having spoken at The Perl Conference(s) and Yet Another Perl Conference(s), its a wonder people keep inviting him to speak. When not coding up Yet Another CPAN module or beating someone over the head about testing, Schwern enjoys stuffing various sea creatures into his overalls and shooting bad technical books.